Whiteness h5

can I level with you?

I sign off more than 30 emails a day with Best Regards.
I don't mean it for most.

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I have the GK of a pencil box.

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I have conversations with people and then blog my great lines.

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you are as cute as a pair of 50rs baby socks.

your hair is so soft and shiny, I want to make a quilt out of it. I would never get out of bed.

I had an amazing dosa yesterday, filled with mysore masala goodness. Made me feel warm inside. I thought of you.

your forehead smells like an omlette sometimes. Its comforting

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don't bother reading yo

I am a big red stress balloon
ready to pop

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Did I mention how I'd like to design kitchens. I may have. It's not just kitchens actually, that's my idea of starting low. I'd like to design entire houses. Apply thought, draw out various diagrams and ideas for furniture and placement and lighting and special misc. add ons.

Well, I have about three coloured notebooks full of ideas. I could make more, so much more. Even if you don't pay me.

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I dreamt that I was a Disney background character. Didn't have much of a life. Had to stand around looking happy or unhappy for the princess. Not much of a story really. I got shoved to one side as some sort of villain made his way to her.

He was all in black with a pointy beard. I assumed. Oh come on, he just looked like a. Fine, whatever. Why did he shove me if he's such a nice guy.

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Things are simply not getting done. It is bothering me very much sir. Day and night I am like, what is this thing not getting done only.

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Ok, I'm off to go work on a future shoe rack.

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I do not have an Iphone (1,2..5)

Man, I met someone the other day who went on about how the Iphone 5 is some bull shit and they would never be caught dead using one and how its against their core morality or some such.

I wish I had a lot of money, like throw away money type lots of money, like buy a house next door to work to use the loo sort of money (nothing wrong with my office loo), like (ok sometimes it isnt the best loo, but I blame the users and not the loo itself or the maintenance staff) buy a roller coaster sort of money, like travel to paris to shop sort of money.

Then I'd buy an Iphone 5 and leave it at this person's door step. Then I'd videotape this person finding it and kissing it.

Maybe I'd pay someone to take the video while I go for a fish spa.

Who am I kidding. I could never put my feet in a pool of hungry fish.

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GWTF

you know what always sounded super appealing to me?

pink elephants

pink elephants? what?

ey, that was a rhetorical question. Although, pink elephants..hm

The GWTF Rule.

Oh yeah.

Gorrillaz Were Too Funky?
Ghosts Wish They Farted?
Girls just Want To..

Stop.

It stands for Go With The Flow - keep up.

I wish I could just GWTF through life. If you know me, you'd know how lazy I am. You'd then assume it should be super easy for me to GWTF. Wait, but if you knew me you'd also know what a control freak I am.

So.

Anyway, whether you know me or not - I find it incredibly difficult to just GWTF. However, after much effort and what not, I often end up being forced to GWTF and stuff works out fine.

Super even.

I want to be all chilled out and saying "yeah sure why not bro" to everything and everyone. I mean, with some exercise of judgment.

Shady Man: Do you want to get into this van with me?
Me: yeah sure why not bro

never heard from again.

Do you want to get into a van with me?

Hello, who is this?

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