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cultivate some patience
there is more to life
than racing between speed bumps

 
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Madurai

I was in Madurai a week back, man violent (sounding) folk man.

We were quietly standing around waiting for VIP ENTRANCE into temple main area when this fellow comes and he's all (in tamil, but translated for your benefit):

Fellow: EY LET ME IN

Temple Guy: NO, GO STAND IN LINE

Fellow: WHY SHOULD I STAND IN LINE YOU GO STAND IN LINE, LET ME IN

Temple Guy: NO, I AM TEMPLE GUY, YOU GO STAND IN LINE TO ENTER.

Fellow: Looks at us YOU ARE LETTING OUTSIDE PEOPLE IN AND NOT MADURAI LOCAL PEOPLE (Curse word)

Temple Guy: THEY BOUGHT TICKETS

Fellow: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Temple Guy: GO STAND IN LINE

Fellow: YOU ARE MESSING WITH THE WRONG MAN (Curse word x 2)

Temple Guy: EY MAN

Fellow: DONT MAKE ME GO MENTAL ON YOU.  ILL BE BACK WITH MY MEN.


geez.
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Kambackt Eeshq

Can you call "reading Elle Decor and feeling jealous" a pastime? Well, its mine. I do it slowly and with concentration.

I wonder though, am I going all EVIL EYE on these people featured in ED? I look at their houses and walls and thingumajigs and go, wtf ya so unfair. Then I look at these sexy designers with awesome jobs and go, wtf ya so unfair. Jealous jealous jealous.

I dont mean to cast evil eye and all but man, I mean, you did something to deserve that amazeballs house and that sexy job. Right?

If you didnt, I shall press the EVIL EYE RELEASE button.

feh. pointless


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Went somewhere for dinner yesterday and food was so fancy but so bad. Every item had some nonsense thrown in for good measure which was a bad measure because it crappified a good product.

Stupid.


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Im such a lazy mf. If I want my life to change, I just expect people around me to change their lives so I can get what I want. Yes, Im talking fully abstract and you wont know what this is about EVER. but well.  I just wish i was a doer - I wish I changed my own life by my own actions. I will try and do that now.

Flopshow.


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I saw a sign board which said DO NOT GIVE ARMS TO BEGGARS.
Haha.

Ok, truthfully, there is no such signboard.  Well, except in my head. Its red letters on a yellow background.

All CAPS.

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My dashed lines arent uniform - I wonder if that bugs anyone. DASH YOUR LINES PROPERLY MAN they think and I'm all F YOU and theyre all DONT YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR BLOG and i'm all please stop yelling at me

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ha.

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I wish I was golden, just pure and nice and proper. Thoo, don't be dirty. I wish I was good. How is it that I know what Good would be and then I just continue my own dirty way.
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you have permission to seize
to overhaul
to erase and rewind
my permission is no good, but
if it were
you have it.
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All I do is wait

It sure feels that way. 

I sit here, and I wait for the next thing.  I am constantly in a state of waiting.

Waiting for the day to end, waiting for the week to end, waiting for the next big thing. Waiting to grow up.

It felt ok to feel that way when I was a kid. All kids somewhere just wait to grow up, to be big and do adult things, like drive a car or sleep late. (what bugger all mundane nonsense to grow up for, what a bad deal)

Hardly ever feels like I want to hit the pause button and take in the scene.
 
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there was a fish who loved flowers
they took him to a pyschiatrist and broke him.
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Hai Frandz

I was going to post a hip hop song I made for a friend here. Then I realised its being fully hardcore and I have no clue who reads this blog. I might trip and fall and end up hurting Uncle Rajapandian's feelings.

Geez. How carefully we tread, how carefully even them badasses tread brah.

Im not a bad ass.  But I do surprise myself by doing some bad ass things now and then.  Actually, why lie to you.  I surprise myself when I almost don't do necessary bad ass things.  When I cry and feel sorry for myself and almost let some idiot ruin my day. Who is that girl man, how to shut her up.

Im not a bad ass. but I refuse to be a wuss.

My dad stepped in recently though, and shook me out of a potential 'feel like a craphole for life cos I couldnt stick up for myself' situation. He really put things in perspective.

My dad's a sensible guy. and very 'say what he thinks' and he thinks Im that way as well. I suppose I am (but with some sense of fear).

Sometimes you need people to remind you who you are.

What.  You don't?
Fine, man. I do

Can I remind you youre a foolhead?


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Im hungry.  Ordered some yumzers chinese food.  Chilli potato and misc EXOTIC vegetables in Hunan sauce. Hakka noodles.

Yes I'm a vegetarian, how about you stop being a cliche?


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I want to watch sexy EmranHashmi in letest movie.  He's a hottie.  (Uncle Rajpandz, stop reading if this offends you man, who called you here).  Judge me all you want.


ok bye
 
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